If BC Walls Could Talk

Do you ever wonder what the walls of BC buildings would say if they had the opportunity to speak their minds? Would they be nice, cruel, apathetic? Would they offer us advice or shame us for our actions and choices? In my three and a half years at BC, I have (strangely enough) pondered this question numerous times. After spending hours within BC’s walls, I think I might know what they have to say to us. Some are funny, some are sassy, but they’ve all got character.

 

Mods

  • Stop spilling beer on me. Stop. Get yourselves together.
  • Stop making out on me. No one enjoys third wheeling.
  • Keep doing you, BC.

Plex

  • GO #FITSPO #FIT #LIFT #PROTEIN #SWOLE #FITNESS #MOTIVATION #LOL
  • Ladies, get the heck off my ellipticals.
  • Can someone clean me and get me some AC? It’s far too hot in here.

Newton Campus

  • Someone teach these children how not to make fools out of themselves.
  • Yo, Stuart is where it’s at.

Lower

  • You are all hot, sloppy messes.
  • Try the meatballs.
  • What came first, the chicken finger or the mozzie? A question as old as time.

Walsh

  • I plead the fifth. Sign in and I’ll talk to you.

Edmonds

  • Stop hating on me; I really am not that bad.
  • The name’s Mods, EdMods.

Gabelli

  • I don’t even know who lives here.

Hillside

  • You all want to be me.
  • Treat Sorwar like the king that he is, you peasants.

 

 

O’Neill

  • Will you people ever go home? I need some alone time occasionally.
  • BRING. BACK. THE. CTRC.
  • Get off of Facebook and get back to studying, slackers.

Fulton

  • I am rolling in dough.
  • Business casual for life.
  • None of you are as cool as you think you are.

 

Bapst

  • STFU.

Carney

  • Look, I’m not that bad. I have new classrooms! LOOK AT ME! PAY ATTENTION TO ME! THEY HAVEN’T KNOCKED ME DOWN YET!

Stokes

  • Gold all in my chain, gold all in my ring, gold all in my watch, don’t believe me? Just watch.

Cushing

  • Stay in your green zone, BC.

Campion

  • No one and nothing is as friendly as me.

CoRo

  • It’s okay, we will get through this year together.

2150 Comm Ave

  • Goo-goo-ga-ga.

 

Photo Sources:

http://www.therockatbc.com/2012/10/10/labyrinth/boston-college-mods/