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Neil Hilborn Poems to Watch If You’re Alone On Valentine’s Day

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Rachel Minkovitz Student Contributor, Bates College
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Are you single this Valentine’s Day and kinda bummed about it? Me too. Luckily for us, I’m a fan of spoken-word poetry and have thus compiled a list of my favorite Neil Hilborn poems that make me laugh. Enjoy!

“Dear Creationists”

“Mating Habits of the North American Hipster”

“Rejected Ideas for Tinder Profiles”

“Psalm 12, in Which the Author Alienates His Audience”

(If you listen until the end, you can hear him apologize the the audience. It’s hilarious.)

 

Rachel Minkovitz is a senior at Bates College double majoring in Psychology and French and Francophone Studies. She spends a lot of time listening to music, hanging out with friends, reading and writing, advocating for social justice, and looking for furry animals.