The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show airs tonight and of course I’ll be watching it. Sometimes I really question myself, but then I find myself getting giddy when it comes on the television. It’s like the one thing I look forward to during finals week. #girlprobs
1) I am getting my popcorn, sitting on the couch, and I am going to enjoy this… because you know the VS Fashion Show is a top priority. #don’tjudgeme
Is it an oxymoron to eat while watching this?
2) I am just watching this because I need to take a break from studying, not because it’s THAT good.
Omgomgomg CANDICE
3) These girls are such an inspiration to get in shape, I am going to get up first thing in the morning to start working out like Adriana.
Or maybe I’ll just start in January. #newyears #resolution
4) It’s okay. They aren’t that perfect in real life, it’s just airbrush or whatever.
I can still dream though.
5) Is Taylor Swift a certified angel now or what?
Life handed her way too many lemons, and that is not fair.
6) I don’t need to watch this. I already look like that when I’m naked anyways.
*struts stuff on the way to the fridge*
Maaaann, I am good.
7) (Fill in the blank) is so hot! It’s ridiculous!
Does this make me a lesbian on the inside?
8) At least I get to eat cake. All the time.
I still have a six pack, it’s just a little hidden.
9) They try to pretend this thing is live, but obviously no one can actually be that stress free during a fashion show.
I can’t wait to see Ariana Grande get smacked by a wing…
#beygency
10) Ummm why aren’t any of these bras actually at the store?
*Looks online and finds the fantasy bra*
No wonder, its freaking ten million dollars!?! Gah, that is such a waste of resources!
11) I need to practice my wink and sexy face
I am going to look for a fan so I can watch my hair blow, but it only needs to be on low or else it will just look totally unrealistic and ridiculous.
12) Why can’t I have a cool accent like that? Being an American is just not exotic enough.
*practices Alessandra’s voice while blowing hair around with the fan*