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The Emotional Stages of your Post-Spring Break Cleanse

This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at Arkansas chapter.

So you spent your whole spring break living off of alcohol and Whataburger, and now you’re body feels like it was hit by a train. Formal is right around the corner, and your bod is so far from being ready to fit into that bodycon dress, let alone bikini ready for summer. Naturally, your only option is to go on a radical cleanse.

You start off your first day, feeling good with high hopes.

 

You take the first drink of what will be your only food for the week and its suddenly things aren’t looking so promising.

Watching all your friends eat is literally torture.

 

By day 2, the cravings are almost too much to bear.

 

You literally feel like you’re going to die.

 

Eventually you just can’t take it anymore.

 

Congratulations, you just failed your cleanse.

But don’t worry, you don’t need a stupid cleanse anyways. You’re totally fab just the way you are!