1. What was your name again?
2. I think it was Michael, or was it Ryan. *Sh!t*
3. Why yes I do love shots
4. So are you gonna buy me a shot
5. Okay yes let’s wait in line at the bar
6. How long is this line gonna take
7. Its been 30 seconds
8. I think he is staring at my boobs
9. Yeah sure a Vegas bomb will work
10. What’s even in a Vegas bomb
11. Yep he is staring at my boobs
12. Is this Vegas bomb worth it
13. No I need this drink to handle this conversation
14. Was his name Ryan or Michael???
15. Okay Michael.
16. Oh his name is Matt…
17. *Pulls shirt up to avoid his shameless staring*
18. Does this lemme buy a drink trick ever work???
19. Obviously
20. Where are my friends
21. Why did they abandon me
22. WHY IS THE BARTENDER TAKING SO LONG
23. Sweet baby Jesus the Vegas bombs are here
24. Was any of this worth it
25. Yes
26. Is he actually flirting with that other blonde?
27. Okay it’s his “friend from back home”
27. I don’t make out with my “friends from back home”
28. Sorry not sorry that I didn’t appreciate your shameless staring
29. I got a Vegas bomb out of it so that’s always a plus
30. I don’t even care I thought your name was Michael this whole time
31. Wait, is this guy actually trying to talk to me again
32. What type of cheap trick do I look like
33. My silence cannot be bought with another Vegas bomb
34. Okay yes it can
35. You really aren’t that funny
36. But I’ll keep laughing until my friends rescue me
37. No I am busy later, really busy, with my pillow
38. Ha no I don’t want to go get food after this
39. Who am I kidding of course I want food after this
40. Are you paying for that or…?
41. YES MY FRIENDS ARE BACK
42. Why did ya’ll abandon me???
43. *Shuns friends for 30 seconds*
44. Okay ya’ll this is my new “friend” Michael
45. Oh my gosh it’s Matt?
46. *Walks away slowly and never looks back*