If you haven’t heard about the paternity-test scandal you are either A.) too focused on your school work or B.)completely out of touch with the universe. Mariah Yeater, 20-year-old from San Diego, claims that Justin Bieber is the father to her son.
Quite frankly, I have been waiting from a psychotic over-zealous Belieber to come up with something like this for a while now. Mariah has taken matters into her own hands, the Biebs will be taking the paternity test next week and will most likely file a lawsuit against Mariah shortly after.
Although we have no reason to believe that Justin has a baby running around California with Pampers and superstar genes, America will definitely be holding it’s breath as we anxiously await the paternity test results. How does Hollywood have the ability to make us believe the craziest things? Move over Kim Kardashian, we no longer care about your fake marriage!
As women way beyond our tweens we are maturely fascinated with men of true caliber like Ryan Reynolds and Taylor Lautner…however, we still belieb in Biebs. Oops, I mean believe.
With his baby soft complexion, voice of an angel, and sense of swag he is truly hard not to love. I am so thankful that I have left the teenage-pop-star-obsessive behind. If I was 13 with the amount of energy star struck fans have today, I would be equally obsessed. Justin Bieber is honestly one of the biggest, young sensations of the century. Not even Chris Brown, who began topping charts at 16, was as big of a deal as the Canada native has been and still is.
It is so unfortunate that people feel the need to bring down such success. Mariah gets some sort of sick pleasure from causing such a stir in the Hollywood scene. Yet another paternity scandal has commenced. We haven’t really seen one of these since the public reveal of Arnold Schwarzenegger’s lovechild.
Why do these paternity scandals even occur? First, Mariah will now be able to afford Ugg boots for her baby boy after selling the rumors to US Weekly, E! News, and every other entertainment medium out there. Secondly, what a great way to break up one of the prettiest yet envied couples known to man: Selena & Justin. Mariah’s paternity oust may have worked in high school where hallways were filled with more he said, she said’s than actual conversation.
There are numerous lessons to be learned from this classic paternity scam. Number one, leave the superstars alone! We will never be as successful as Justin Bieber, and that’s reality. Number two, there are much easier, less expensive ways to get attention from the media. Mariah will have a lawsuit on her hands in a matter of weeks after Bieber takes the DNA test and will become the ultimate embarrassment.
That is, if all goes in favor for Bieber and his infinite fan base.