Class is the worst part of the day. Even though there’s only a max of three classes a day, sitting for 50 minutes in a lecture hall is terribly unappealing. Time moves slow, the temperature is either too hot or too cold, the kid sitting in front of you smells bad. Lectures are pretty much a time where you can catch up on all the social media you’ve missed out of since you left your room and walked to class. This is what a typical lecture looks like from the screen of your IPhone.
· Scroll Twitter.
· Scroll your own profile.
· Scroll Facebook.
· Find your best friends profile picture from 2009.
· Send it to everyone you’ve ever met.
· Find your Mom on Facebook.
· Block your Mom on Facebook.
· And Twitter, and Snapchat… she doesn’t need to know everything/
· Delete all embarrassing comments your Mom writes on your tagged photos.
· Online shop for the entire Summer.
· Message your friend sitting right next to you.
· Update your avi on Twitter.
· Find your brother’s girlfriend on Instagram.
· Fill up your Amazon shopping cart.
· Follow every Kardashian on Instagram, Twitter, Snapchat. Ect.
· Send a Snapchat of your professor with the dog filter.
· Update every app on your phone.
· Plan your entire weekend starting with the moment this class ends.
And it’s only been five minutes.