This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at Amherst chapter.
These week’s top five somewhat incoherent texts from last night:
“Everyone is laughing at me saying dream zoo is just FarmVille faith animals daddy’s.”
“Noooooooooooooooooooooo lolllllll plop”
“Me: say that you love me. Siri: I am not capable of love. Drunk Siri-ing is the best.”
“I sooo drunk tit happened so fast Hahahahaha.”
“Can u at leeast make a baby this time?”
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