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Did I Really Send That Text? December Edition

These week's top five somewhat incoherent texts from last night:

“Everyone is laughing at me saying dream zoo is just FarmVille faith animals daddy’s.”
 
“Noooooooooooooooooooooo lolllllll plop”

 
“Me: say that you love me.  Siri: I am not capable of love.  Drunk Siri-ing is the best.” 
 
“I sooo drunk tit happened so fast Hahahahaha.”
 
“Can u at leeast make a baby this time?”

Have a funny text someone sent you?  Comment below!

Evelyn is the Editor-in-Chief of the Amherst branch of Her Campus. She was a features intern at Seventeen Magazine during the summer of 2011 and a features intern at Glamour Magazine during the summer of 2013. She is a French and English major in the class of 2014 at Amherst College. She is also on Amherst's varsity squash team. She is an aspiring travel writer/novelist, and loves running, ice cream, and Jane Austen.
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