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Nominated by one of our readers that may or not be one of the class deans (hint it is), Nova Spiro is this week’s Campus Celeb. Â Already quite popular on campus, Nova talks about being a celebrity, laugh back home and how he would change the world. Â Special thanks to his translator Elijah Spiro ’18
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Tell me about where are you from:I come from Jasper, Texas. Life’s tough when you don’t have sweat glands…How does life at Amherst compare to life back home?:More squirrels here! Val food is pretty solid, too. I don’t know what everyone’s always complaining aboutYou are quite popular on campus, what are the good and bad about being a Campus Celebrity?:Good: My territory stretches from the town green to the soccer fieldBad: Lots of pets from smelly peopleWhat is your biggest pet peeve?:CatsWhat kind of interests do you have?:Pooping conspicuously, catching tennis balls, chasing my tail
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What are you most passionate about?:Tugging my owner around when he tries to ‘leash’ meWhat are your plans for the rest of your time at Amherst and beyond?:I hope to major in Fetch and get a job as squirrel exterminatorIf you could make one change to the world, playful or serious, what would it be?:Turn everything into tennis balls. EverythingAny advice or words of gratitude to your friends out there:Remember that it’s considered good luck to buy dog treats and leave them around campus. Buddy of mine did it, and when he woke up, he was in a new Bugatti!