If you identity with some of these signs, you are a legit Lady/Lord Jeff:
1. You prefer Goberry to Froyo world (and you make sure people know what a loyal Goberry customer you are)
2. When you watched the Miley Cyrus “Wrecking Ball” video, you analyzed what it says about pop culture using phrases like “interpellation” and “the universal male gaze”.
3. The most awkward part of your week is Sunday brunch at Val.
4. Your friends are from five different continents.
5. The first thing you ask when you meet a guy or when your friend talks about a guy is “What team is he on?”
6. You’re only awake past 1:30AM on a Saturday night if your calzone hasn’t arrived yet.
7. “Going out” means standing around talking to your friends in a stairwell, or outside if you’re lucky and the temperature is above 30 degrees.
8. You have two spots in Frost: the one you go to and spend five hours talking to your friends and maybe reading two pages of your text book, and the one in some deserted corner of C level where you hide away and get shit done.
9. You know the names of your professor’s kids.
10. You’re on a first name basis with the Amherst College police.
11. Without fail, you always run into the person you least want to run into.
12. You can name at least ten different chicken dishes served at Val.
13. If you invest in a $5 bottle of wine, you feel super classy.
14. You frequently find yourself rolling your eyes at yourself and saying,” I am such a nerd.”
15. Williams was your safety school.