Graham Burns ’17

Name: Graham Burns

Age: 18

Year: Freshman

Hometown: Rochester, New York

Relationship status: Claimed

Major: Business Administration and Sports Management

Dream job: Cleaning White House Toilets

Hobbies/interests: Buying neon clothing, thrift shopping, free-climbing, clubbing in Eastern Europe, cheese

Guilty pleasure(s): Grey’s Anatomy and One Direction’s song “Story of My Life”

Pet peeve(s): When I am told that my spoon is too big

Describe your dream date: Watching copious amounts of Parks and Recreation while eating pints of Ben and Jerry’s

Favorite movie(s): Despicable Me and Despicable Me 2

If you were an animal, what would you be?: A koala

Bucket list: Create my own country and compete in the Olympics for that country, own a minion from Despicable Me

Future plans: Marry a homely woman, move to Minnesota, construct a log cabin with my bare hands, and proceed to live out the rest of my days in solace

Photo Credit:

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10201288492203617&set=t.10000012…

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