Name:Â Graham Burns
Age:Â 18
Year:Â Freshman
Hometown:Â Rochester, New York
Relationship status:Â Claimed
Major:Â Business Administration and Sports Management
Dream job:Â Cleaning White House Toilets
Hobbies/interests: Buying neon clothing, thrift shopping, free-climbing, clubbing in Eastern Europe, cheese
Guilty pleasure(s): Grey’s Anatomy and One Direction’s song “Story of My Life”
Pet peeve(s):Â When I am told that my spoon is too big
Describe your dream date: Watching copious amounts of Parks and Recreation while eating pints of Ben and Jerry’s
Favorite movie(s):Â Despicable Me and Despicable Me 2
If you were an animal, what would you be?:Â A koala
Bucket list:Â Create my own country and compete in the Olympics for that country, own a minion from Despicable Me
Future plans:Â Marry a homely woman, move to Minnesota, construct a log cabin with my bare hands, and proceed to live out the rest of my days in solace
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