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Bill Oldham ’15

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Name: Rev. Bill F. Oldham

Major: History w/ minor in The Crusades

Hometown: Bricktown, NJ
 
Worst place you’ve ever been ever: A gas station in Alabama that sold wolverine claws to anyone 
 
Least fave condiment: When you mix cheeto dust with melted butter and smear it on your food
 
Most awful experience with staplers: I put a staple in my arm by accident in 11th grade, and the school nurse laughed at me while I pulled it out
 
Best experience with hot sauce: First time I stole Chipotle Tabasco from a Chipotle
 
Least fave shirt you own: A lot of shirts that I accidentally shrunk in the wash that don’t fit me anymore and I have a really hard time wearing them because since they’re too small they are really tight on me so, if you can imagine this, I look really “goofy” when I wear them out on the street and part of me thinks that if I did this I would get a lot of really crazy looks so that’s probably why I think all of those are my least favorite!
 
#1 least fave place to shop: A jail
 
Thing you hate most about DC: Counterrevolutionaries 
 
Thing you love most about DC: My academia.edu page; check it out!!!
 
Worst meal: When the Crusade gets too long and you have to eat your horse or significant other
 
Fave meal: A really big version of Pizza Combos