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Is this even real? BEYONCÉ BEYONCÉ BEYONCÉ! Is coming to Glasgow! I CAN’T EVEN. I can’t breathe. This is too much. Okay – WOW. I’m definitely going to meet Queen Bey!
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Okay, maybe I won’t meet her but I can definitely see her. How much are tickets? If they are less than £100, I don’t even have to increase my overdraft. Yess! £77, GET IN!
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Wait, when is the presale? Monday? Okay, good – get the whole squad on that. Wait, I wonder if Beyoncé wants to join our squad? Yes, she definitely will, we are super cool and sassy and fierce after all!
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Okay today’s the day. Refresh browser… Open another browser… Refresh again. Check time. Two minutes. Stare at screen. Refresh.
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WAIT… WHAT? How can there be no tickets?! REFRESH!
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Yesss, four tickets in our price range!
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Thank the Beyoncé gods for pre-saved credit card information! BUY NOW.
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*FIST PUMP* *FIST PUMP* *SASSY BEYONCÉ DANCE*
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*remember I’m in the library and die of embarrassment*
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Back to reality. Play it cool, gals – we are going to see Beyoncé. *completely fails at playing it cool*
(a very excited) HCXO <3