Well, here we are. And can I say, what the hell? My life consists of canceled events, changed assignments , and classes turned into Zoom meetings. Now, I’ve had my fair share of Zoom meetings already, and there’s always the same people in the chat, causing chaos. But who are they? Let’s find out!
- Capricorn: Thinks They’re The Group Leader
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Capricorns are ambitious, and total workaholics. While they’re the leader 99.9% of the time, they may not be in the Zoom calls. Does that stop them? Heck no, they just keep plugging away until they can go onto the next task on their to-do lists.
- Aquarius: The One Who Sits There Daydreaming
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There’s always at least one person who’s just sitting there, watching the conversation unfold. Are they daydreaming? Are they thinking about what they’ll devour after the call? Who can say! Aquarius folks are natural dreamers, often in their own worlds. They tend to care about their privacy more than others. So don’t be alarmed, they’re probably just fantasizing about when they can go outside again.
- Pisces: Just Woke Up Two Minutes Ago
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No hate here, almost all of us are guilty of it. Pisces are creative, empathetic, and totally the people you go to for life advice. But they also tend to be the sleepiest out of the zodiac signs. Whether it’s waking up five minutes before the call or even sleeping through it entirely, it’s just what Pisces do.
- Aries: The No BS One
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Aries are fiery, blunt, and the ones you seriously don’t want to question. They stand their ground and make sure everyone does the same. Aries are the ones to quickly call you out on a tech issue, if you’re saying something wrong, or causing a delay.
- Taurus: The One Hurrying It Up
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Taurus has people to see and things to do. They don’t mince words and want the meetings to be as sweet and simple as they get. A three-hour call block turns into one. Basically, they’re the person you want on an early morning meeting so you can get back to bed faster.
- Gemini: Messing With Their Background
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Sometimes, Zoom calls can get dry quickly, and you can feel your eyelids drooping. Geminis are fun friends, the ones who always find a way to make situations lighter. So what do they do? Either spice up the call with jokes or change their background to make it look like their face is a cherry pie. (Ten points if you get the reference!)
- Cancer: Tech Wizards
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There’s always someone with an awful Wi-Fi connection or issues that somehow mess up the flow. Never fear though, because Cancers are known as both total sweethearts and total brainiacs. They’re the ones that quickly message you in your time of need and will never be mad at you.
- Leo: Looks Incredible
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There is always one person in the meeting that looks like they have everything together. From their eyebrows to the decor behind them, nothing is out of place. Leos are the most charismatic of the zodiac signs, always knowing what to wear and say. So it’s no surprise that they have everything looking flawless on the call.
- Virgo: Actually the Group Leader
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There’s one person who has an itinerary for both themselves and everyone in the call. They have the details down, and they don’t waste time. Virgos are detail-oriented, practical, and reliable making them a natural leader in meetings.
- Libra: The Mediator
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Eventually, you reach a point in these frequent Zoom calls where either an argument starts or everyone talks over each other at once. Libras are all about balance. They make sure everyone isn’t about to lose their minds.
- Scorpio: On Mute With the Camera Off
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Maybe the Wi-Fi is spotty, or maybe they’re just downing an entire gallon of coffee and don’t want anyone to see—but there are always a few people who don’t show their faces in calls. It may not even be them, who knows?! Scorpios are known to love their privacy, so it’s no surprise they’d be the ones in incognito mode.
- Sagittarius: Multitasker
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Sagittarius always has to stay busy. They make sure the pets have all the love, take notes on four different lectures, and do their nails without skipping a beat. They’re the multitaskers of the zodiac.