Buckle up: Today, we’re talking about the zodiac signs most likely to get arrested. In Signs Of The Times, Her Campus gets all of the dirty details about the signs directly from astrologers. Today, Joshua MacGuire, AKA Joshua the Psychic, who is the highest-rated psychic by Time Out New York and offers psychic-astrology readings via phone and Zoom, shares which three signs are most likely to have a little too much fun on a night out.
We all have that friend we love to go out with. They’re fun, they’re down for anything, and they’re simply around for a good time – albeit, not a long time. But while these friends are the best dance partners and partiers you could ever find, they can also be, well, a little out of control. And their antics can land them from dancing at the bars to sitting behind bars.
Don’t freak out! These signs may tend to find themselves in trouble, but that’s exactly what you love about them. They’re always there to bring out your wild side, even if it means getting into some sticky situations. Let’s be honest: A night out would be boring without y’all. I wouldn’t want to share a holding cell with anyone else.
Let’s take a look at the three zodiac signs who are most likely to end a night out behind bars.
ARIES:
Are we even surprised? The headstrong, fiery, Mars-ruled Aries is known as the “wild child” of the zodiac. And, to that degree, they may find themselves in a bit of trouble.
MacGuire tells Her Campus, “Aries has a tendency to be rash, rushing into things without considering the consequences of their actions, so they could wind up in the clink if they’re not careful.” Whether they’re sticking up for themselves, their friends, or even strangers, an Aries may find themselves in a tiff during a night out that might get them into the slammer for a night. God help anyone who picks a fight with this fiery babe.
GEMINI:
I know, I know. Don’t hate me, Gemini’s. I know y’all have a rep for being “wild.” But honestly, that’s what we love about you. You’re always down for a party or a night out, even if your intelligence gets the best of you.
“Gemini is a very smart sign,” MacGuire says. “But sometimes, they overestimate their intelligence and underestimate others’. This can get them in trouble if they break the law.” On a night out with a Gemini, be prepared to cool them off during a confrontation. Otherwise, those words will get them in some serious trouble.
SCORPIO:
Last but not least, we have the impulsive Scorpio, who might just find themselves in a pair of handcuffs outside of the bedroom on a night out. (Yeah, I said it.) This mysterious sign has a hidden wild side that might just come to the light on a night out.
MacGuire tells us, “Scorpio can be very impulsive. In touch with their primal urges, Scorpios may not always be able to hold themselves back from their strong desires. This can get hairy should they decide to break the law.” Scorpios are known for pushing the envelope, and we love it. However, don’t let those primal urges overcome you: I don’t have the money to bail you and Gemini and Aries out again!