Collegiette: Hey Mom/BFF/Dad/Sister, got a second?
Mom/BFF/Dad/Sister: Yeah, a minute. What’s up?
Collegiette: Can I please just whine for a minute about – –
Mom/BFF/Dad/Sister: No, talk to you later. Bye.
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Sound familiar? We all have our #collegietteproblems that we need to vent about, but sometimes those on the other end get sick of hearing us complain about that girl in the salad line who is still debating chicken vs. tofu when she’s first in line of 50 or that guy in our Chem class who asks questions when class is over. Hello — I have places to be!
Luckily, you can give your loved ones a break and now complain to Her Campus. Let us know what’s irking you every week by dropping us an anonymous whine — just submit via the form at the end of the article or tweet them in to @HerCampus using the hashtag #collegietteproblems. Trust us, you’ll feel better.
Why do people feel the need to blast their music so loud everyone hears it through their headphones!???! If I wanted to listen to Metallica I would, I don’t need to hear your music!!!!
– Connecticut College
Hi, ex-boyfriend. Once upon a time you were awesome, and then you never wanted to do anything fun, and now that we broke up you’re coming to every fun thing that I do. Go be your dud self somewhere else. Thanks. Bye.
– Rutgers University
85% of the guys here don’t want serious relationships. The other 15% are not into girls.
– Connecticut College
You cheated on me. We broke up. You don’t get to call me when your life is falling apart and mine is finally going the way I want.
– Columbia University
Sorority sisters are great, unless they talk s*** about our sorority. If you don’t want to be in it, then leave. You’re dropping too much money per semester to be somewhere that you’re going to complain about anyway.
– University of Puget Sound
Can I just whine about drunk and high peers running through the halls, ripping down doortags, and breaking my personal bubble of peace and quiet all on a MONDAY NIGHT? Do me the courtesy of waiting til Thirsty Thursday please and thank you.
– University of Massachusetts: Dartmouth
Baltimore is finally starting work on the main street that separates our campus from the stuff around it (aka all upper-class housing), and today they managed to completely block off a crosswalk! I’m sorry, I had knee surgery this summer so I NEED that damn crosswalk…and then the city police come around and start ticketing people jaywalking?! Well, if you wouldn’t rip up the roads during school, we wouldn’t have to jaywalk to get around it! Baltimore is so dumb.
– Johns Hopkins University
To the caf: please KILL and COOK the chicken before you serve it to me and I get food poisoning! Thanks!
– University of West Alabama
Why does the student government president have to be so hot? It’s not fair, especially when I have to work with you…
– St. Thomas University
Dear Boyfriend,
I have tried to talk to you 1000 times about how upset I am and how things need to change. If something doesn’t happen, I am leaving soon, I don’t care if we have been dating for four years. I am so sad and falling apart more and more everyday. You’re not helping and I can’t take it anymore!
– University of Iowa