If you haven’t already heard the good news, give us the honor of making your day. Last week, scientists finally concluded that Resting Bitch Face is actually a real thing. This means: 1. Your days of saying “my face just looks this way,” are long over and 2. Science has just given you another reason to love your bitch face. If you’re confused about what the other reasons were, don’t panic. We’ve provided you with a list of 15 reasons why your resting bitch face is probably the best thing about you.
1. You’ll never have to worry about people sitting next to you on public transportation
2. Or in class
3. No one will ever approach you while you’re walking through the plaza
4. Or through the office
5. Your friends will always ask if you’re okay
6. Which means you at least know they care
7. It instills fear in the hearts of others
8. And small children
9. It keeps the people guessing
10. It’s a quick and easy way to end a conversation
11. Or to make sure a conversation never starts
12. It helps you age gracefully
13. And fend off strangers
But most importantly…
14. It’s your face.
15. And it’s beautiful no matter what.
