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14 Things Only Lazy But Also Overachieving Girls Will Understand

We all have days when we’re ready to take on whatever life throws at us. We manage to wake up early and go to the gym all before a full day of work. But we can’t be Olivia Pope every day, now can we? Unfortunately, many of us have long-term goals and an exceptional work ethic that is largely overshadowed by our chronic laziness. If this sounds like you, we feel your pain. Here are 14 things overacheiving but lazy girls struggle through everyday.

1. You know to set at least six alarms for yourself or you won’t be leaving bed the next morning.

2. It takes 3 cups of coffee and 1 bagel (on average) to get your brain functioning for the day.

3. Your calendar looks a little something like this:

4. But looking at all of your responsibilities makes you feel like this:

5. On the outside it may look like you have it all together.

6. But usually you are walking around feeling like:

7. Your biggest priority when shopping for professional looking clothing is comfort.

8. Basically if you could get away with wearing a snuggie to work you totally would.

9. Any time is wine time.

10. You make this face at least five times a day.

11. You may go to the gym on a regular basis.

12. But you can often be found walking on the treadmill indulging in some Law and Order.

13. There is a 99 percent chance whenever you’re doing something productive you’re also sneakily watching Netflix.

14. People are in awe of the way you can somehow be totally unmotivated yet still get sh*t done.

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Paige Herer

U Mass Amherst

Paige Herer is a junior at Penn State. She is majoring in public relations and political science with a minor in international studies with hopes of pursuing a a career in PR after graduation. Her business aspirations include but are not limited to becoming Olivia Pope. She has a passion for reading, drinking coffee, long car rides, and scrolling through online blogs for hours. When Paige isn't being ridiculously productive you can find her walking aimlessly around campus trying to figure out how to operate her DSLR camera, or in her tiny dorm room marathoning any and every John Hughes movie.