We know you’ve had a long-time love affair with chocolate, but the time has come to take action. Leave those boring boyfriends behind – or steer clear of them completely – because chocolate should be a full-time love, not just one you sneak on the weekends. Forget affairs – we’re falling head over heels for smooth, milky chocolate, and here’s why:
1. Chocolate comes in so many different shapes and sizes
You’ll never get sick of him wearing the same boring T-shirt every day.
2. You can never get enough of each other
Because, let’s face it, boyfriends can be a little hovercraft-y sometimes.
3. It gets along great with your friends
Don’t judge us for calling Marshmallow and Graham Cracker our BFFs, okay?
4. It can be gluten-free!
5. Chocolate makes us feel all the good feelings
It’s never selfish or rude, and it definitely never sends a one-word response when we double-text it.
6. It’s a total softy
No matter how hard it tries to put up a tough front, we know it’s really just gooey and sweet inside. Unlike frat boys.
7. Chocolate doesn’t try to guilt-trip you into dieting
Because even a chocolate cupcake can be healthy when it’s gluten free, high in calcium and folic acid, rich in antioxidants and filled with protein-y fiber-y goodness. At least, a Chocolate Cupcake LUNA Bar can be.
8. Chocolate knows exactly how to comfort you
“Stop crying,” and, “Everything happens for a reason,” just aren’t in its vocabulary.
9. It’s the hottest thing in sight
Everyone’s so jealous that I’m with chocolate, and chocolate chose me, not you.
10. You always know who to call in an emergency
Because sometimes people just aren’t there for you like chocolate is.
11. Chocolate will never break your heart
Sorry, boys, but we’re moving on to greener pastures – or, you know, more chocolate-y pastures. And we’re not even worried about how much chocolate we’re enjoying – not when we’ve got gluten-free friends like LUNA Bars to keep us company. Chocolate Cupcake, anyone?
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