If you’re a Bachelorette fan, you are probably already counting down the days until the upcoming season’s premiere. But we have been given a gift to hold us over until May 23 arrives. That’s right—meet JoJo’s guys! With 26 men and only one woman, things are bound to get a little strange. Read on for our weirdest first impressions.
1. Evan
Evan is an erectile dysfunction specialist—yup, you read that right. So he spends his days helping other men get it up. We couldn’t help but laugh. He also pointed out that his relationship deal-breakers are “girls with chipped nail polish, girls who talk too much, narcissists, clingers, girls who have serious food allergies.” Okay, then.
2. Colin
Looks pretty normal, right? Well, here’s the catch—his nickname is Coley. Last time we checked, that was a girl’s nickname for Nicole. Sorry, not sorry.
3. Brandon
Brandon simply looks like a normal hipster. But that’s the problem—hipster is his job title for the show. We picture him spending his days at coffee shops, wearing beanies and the like. Also, we are pretty sure he will show up wearing some type of scarf on the first night.
4. James S.
James is a self-proclaimed Bachelor superfan. Nothing wrong with that—except that is his full job description. So basically he’s unemployed during hiatus?
5. Vincent
Vincent is super cute, but his nickname is Vinny and he’s a barber—we can’t ignore the guido similarities.
6. Wells
If his odd name wasn’t enough, his jacket certainly is. We’re not huge fans of the pins and patches. The worst part? He doesn’t like pizza. Bye!
7. Nick S.
The bandana is an ultimate no. You’re a man, not a dog. Also, stahp with the Nicks already!