During Monday’s episode of The Bachelorette, one bachelor stole America’s hearts. No, not Peter (although he is dreamy). I’m talking about Rachel’s dog, Copper! Put a cute dog in front of us, and that’s all we can think about.
Thirty-one gorgeous men or not, Copper would definitely get my rose. Here’s why.
1. Because he’s a dog and dogs never let you down
Dogs are the purest thing in this world. Unlike many Bachelor Nation couples before us, Copper and I would never break up.
2. Because dogs > men
Dogs don’t have girlfriends back home. They aren’t looking to make a living off of Instagram sponsorships either.
3. Because he’s got great taste
Private jets, luxury, doggy pool parties. I can get on board with this lifestyle.
4. Because his little growl
Copper’s growl is the most adorable thing I’ve ever heard.
5. And the way he shakes hands
Copper for next Bachelor!! #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/ryLXNrGGAj
— Reality Rose (@RealityRose_) May 30, 2017
Dying rn.
6. Because LOOK AT HOW CUTE HE IS
Copper! #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/SxUTbRgNez
— The Bachelorette (@BacheloretteABC) May 30, 2017
More of this please.
Copper, will you accept this rose?