The Bachelor‘s Corinne would be nothing without her nanny Raquel. Whether you hate Corinne or love her, you have to admit her nanny is the real star here, and we can’t wait to hear more about her and Corinne’s relationship. This is pretty much what we imagine her average day is like in the Olympios household. Raquel for Bachelorette 13, anyone?
5:30 a.m. – Cut Corinne’s cucumbers
6:10 a.m. – Wake up Corinne and listen to her dreams from the night before
6:30 a.m. – Give Corinne daily pep talk
7:00 a.m. – Make Corinne’s bed
7:15 a.m. – Feed Corinne a green breakfast smoothie and brush her hair
9:30 a.m. – Unmake Corinne’s bed and prepare it for her morning nap
11:00 a.m. – Browse the #raquelisfree hashtag
11:30 a.m. – Break
12:01 p.m. – Plant whipped cream around the house in case Nick shows up unexpectedly
1:30 p.m. – Combine one lemon, 1.0027845 tbsp oil and .01 tsp garlic salt for lemon salad
2:05 p.m. – Look into the legalities of changing title from “nanny” to “assistant”
2:30 p.m. – Get lost in thought wondering why Corinne only eats vegetable slices for lunch
3:00 p.m. – Defend Corinne on Twitter
4:23 p.m. – Give Corinne narcolepsy medication
4:30 p.m. – Look up what the hell cheese pasta is
4:47 p.m. – Go on a fast grocery trip for just cheese and pasta
5:30 p.m. – Prepare cheese pasta gingerly, making sure not to add any salt
6:05 p.m. – Wash every piece of clothing in Corinne’s closet
7:00 p.m. – Break
7:45 p.m. – Reassure Corinne that she actually can dance
8:00 p.m. – Watch the latest Bachelor episode and coo supportively
10:01 p.m. – Help Corinne get ready for bed
10:30 p.m. – Tuck in the sweet baby angel
10:35 p.m. – Settle down with a glass of wine and die a little more inside
