If you’ve ever taken a US government class, then you’re aware that there are several forms of political participation available to us as citizens of the United States. You can vote, you can run for office, you can write a letter to your representative. Oh, and you can play Cards Against Humanity.
In the sold-out holiday promotion “Cards Against Humanity Saves America”, you can pay $15 to receive six “America-saving surprises” in the month of December. What are we saving America from, exactly? “Injustice, lies, racism, the whole enchilada,” according to its website. Fair, fair.
The first surprise you receive from the promotion is a plot of land on the U.S. Mexico border.
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“Donald Trump is a preposterous golem who is afraid of Mexicans. He is so afraid that he wants to build a twenty-billion dollar wall that everyone knows will accomplish nothing,” Cards Against Humanity Saves America writes on its website. “So we’ve purchased a plot of vacant land on the border and retained a law firm specializing in eminent domain to make it as time-consuming and expensive as possible for the wall to get built.”
Pretty genius, if you ask me.
If you have any questions, this inspiring video should clear them up for you and also possibly leave you laughing so hard you pee your pants. Oh, America, what have you come to?
Honestly, is it any surprise that Cards Against Humanity would ultimately be in charge of saving the country? I feel like it’s already saved us several times, just by providing us with something to laugh about as our country falls down in shambles around us. Sometimes that’s all you can ask for.