Between Halloween’s risque costumes and Christmas’s mistletoe, it’s safe to say that Thanksgiving may not be the sexiest of holidays. But even on a family holiday that involves stuffing your face, these pick-up lines show that you can be silly and saucy.
1. The food isn’t the only thing that’s going to make you want to loosen your belt.
2. Call me Ms. Pilgrim, because I can Plymouth Rock your world.
3. I’ll give you something to be thankful for.
4. Is that a pop-up timer, or are you just happy to see me?
5. Good thing I wore my oven mitts, because you’re too hot to handle.
6. You can ride my Mayflower.
7. The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you.
8. I could lose my head over you.
9. You know what they say about large belt buckles…