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9 Inspirational & Hilarious Quotes From Female Comedians

We know that Tina Fey, Amy Poehler and Mindy Kaling are hilarious, but they also have a lot of good life advice! Get inspired by these nine quotes from our favorite funny women. 

1. “If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important rule of beauty, which is: who cares?” -Tina Fey

2. “Girls, if a boy says something that isn’t funny, you don’t have to laugh.” -Amy Poehler

3. “Confidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 percent delusion.” -Tina Fey

4. “I think women dress for other women to let them know what their deal is. Because if women were only dressing for men, there would be nothing but Victoria’s Secret. There would be no Dior.” -Tina Fey

5. “Take your risks now; as you become older, you become more fearful and less flexible. And I mean that literally. I hurt my knee this week on the treadmill, and it wasn’t even on.” -Amy Poehler

6. “Anybody who doesn’t make you feel good, kick them to the curb. And the earlier you start in your life, the better.” -Amy Poehler 

7. “If you’re a kid who was not especially a star in your high school, I recommend going to a college in the middle of nowhere. I got all the attention I could ever have wanted.” -Mindy Kaling

8. “There’s power in looking silly and not caring that you do.” -Amy Poehler

9. “Sometimes you just have to put on lip gloss and pretend to be psyched.” – Mindy Kaling 

Kelsey is a junior at The Ohio State University where she majors in Journalism. She serves as an Editorial Intern and Contributing Writer for Her Campus, and also writes for U lala. Her hobbies include loitering in cafés, watching '80s movies, and obsessing over British boys with perfect hair. After graduation, Kelsey hopes to work for a fashion magazine or lifestyle publication. You can follow Kelsey on Twitter (@kelseypomeroy) and Instagram (@kelseypomeroy).