If you haven’t heard of “What Would I Say?” yet, we’re sure you will soon. The app is based on a simple premise: you allow “What Would I Say?” access to your Facebook account, and when you click “Generate Status,” the app instantly creates a status based on your past statuses, cranking out hilarious sentences or even just ridiculous strings of words that can be funny in their own way. Here’s what we imagine would happen if some of our favorite celebrities gave “What Would I Say?” a try.
1. Miley Cyrus
I’m thinking of twerking on a wrecking ball.
But it is my life and it is my own, as is my tongue.
Can’t say whether I’ve smoked yet today but think I might?
2. Kanye West
Imma let you finish, but first I will go down as the voice of this generation.
I am thinking about my eminence and also that I might have a philly cheesesteak for lunch.
ATTENTION: my name is my name, and probably I am a gift to music and mankind.
3. Taylor Swift
Hearts, bubbles, gumdrops, and rainbows in a magical whirlwind.
Feeling so happy and SO beyond excited to be so amazing.
Smiling, thinking back on what we used to have and making it into a song for my new album.
4. Lady Gaga
The time is now for little monsters to do what you want.
I feel humbled to announce that ARTPOP is the culmination of the universe.
Next I will use the body glitter and raw beef to make a statement.
5. Zooey Deschanel
Polka dots are something I feel very passionate about on Mondays.
But if I am not quirky, I am wondering why I am here?
Yes message me if you would like to go on a picnic for the sake of whimsy.
6. Kim Kardashian
Check out the new manicure that premieres tonight!!!
Today is the day for everyone to look at my new baby.
So blessed for the new episode and this lace chemise from Paris.
7. Justin Bieber
If you don’t believe in me like I believe in me, then I don’t know.
Finding new ways to get more publicity should be fun regardless.
I am just asking that everyone please be respecting of my privacy and go see the #believemovie.