Now that Nick Viall’s season of The Bachelor has come to an end, we can finally say good riddance to the four-timer. I for one am feeling particularly blessed to have him out of my life.
1. I can stop pretending to like Nick even a little bit
2. I don’t have to look at his scruffy man-child face anymore
3. Or that tiny woodland creature hiding out atop his head
4. His man tears are finished
5. I’m rid of his mumbly voice
6. He’s engaged, so he has no other reason to return to this show
7. He’s been cut off from Neil Lane
8. He’ll finally be sequestered to that lonely corner of Instagram reserved for Bachelor Nation shippers who are unbothered by sponsored posts
9. Sure, he’s starting a men’s grooming business, but I have no use for such products
10. He may be on Dancing with the Stars, but that doesn’t mean I have to watch
11. He’s Vanessa’s problem now
12. So I can move right on to obsessing over Rachel’s season of The Bachelorette
