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11 Totally Fake Moments From the Women Tell All

Did you sit through the snoozefest that was last night’s Women Tell All special? Well, we sure did, which is why we’re here to discuss it at length. Not only was the episode boring, but boy was it nauseatingly fake. In particular, we found these 11 moments to be totally unbelievable.

1. That chicken was completely quiet during the whole show

Um, we don’t know many chickens personally, but we’re pretty sure they don’t sit quietly in their owner’s lap while filming an explosive reunion special in front of a studio audience. Bring on the noise, Sheila.

2. Someone is not Team Jubilee

The situation between Jubilee and Jami/Amber was extremely hard to figure out. We came into their argument with no background info, and we were thrown into a debate over comments Jubilee may or may not have said off camera. Whoever had the idea to stir the Jubilee pot again obviously doesn’t understand that literally everyone is Team Jubilee.

3. Shushanna suddenly speaks English

Oh, so you couldn’t speak English when you were around your American boyfriend. But as soon as you want to interject into an argument that doesn’t even remotely involve you, you know the language. Isn’t that convenient?

4. All those nameless girls pretending they were even on this season

There were at least three women in attendance that we swear we’ve never seen before. All props to those crafty ladies for convincing security, producers and Chris Harrison that they participated on Ben’s season.

5. Olivia tries to pull off the Taylor Swift circa 2015 Billboard Awards look

The short haircut. The white jumpsuit. We know what you’re trying to do, but it’s never going to work. So cut it out, Olivia.

6. Chris Harrison calls Jubilee “complicated”

Newsflash: we’re ALL complicated. That’s what makes us human beings, Christopher.

7. That guy who had a (fake?) tattoo of Lace’s face on his body

There was something off about that tattoo, right? Also, sit back down or Pauly will dismiss you.

8. Olivia cries

But was she crying? We think not. Regardless, we really don’t care about her fake apologies or tears. She’s not a very convincing actress.

9. LEAH—all things Leah

What are you doing, Leah? Cannot get a read on you. We really never want to see you again if that’s okay with you (and also if it’s not).

10. Caila’s desperate plea for America to accept her as the new Bachelorette

We’ve all heard the rumors—belated spoiler alert if you hadn’t. The Bachelor producers were clearly offering Caila up as the show’s heir apparent during WTA. And we saw right through every second of it.

11. Ben with those on-point answers

Ben was saying all the right things to his rejects. Was he being fed those lines? Or is our Bachelor actually that eloquent? We may never know, but he looked good doing it.

Did you find the WTA to be oh-so-fake, collegiettes?

Erin was previously the Entertainment Editor of Her Campus. She graduated from Belmont University in 2015, where she studied English and Elementary Education. Before joining the team full-time, she was a national contributing blogger, viral content writer and editorial intern at HC. In addition to her work for Her Campus, Erin was formerly an editorial assistant at Nfocus Magazine and has been published by HelloGiggles and Man Repeller. In her free time, you can find Erin falling for yet another TV boyfriend (her long list of ex-lovers includes Nathan Scott, Chuck Bass and Pacey Witter, to name a few), reading chick lit and/or celeb memoirs and hanging with her puppy/soulmate, Cooper.