Did you sit through the snoozefest that was last night’s Women Tell All special? Well, we sure did, which is why we’re here to discuss it at length. Not only was the episode boring, but boy was it nauseatingly fake. In particular, we found these 11 moments to be totally unbelievable.
1. That chicken was completely quiet during the whole show
Um, we don’t know many chickens personally, but we’re pretty sure they don’t sit quietly in their owner’s lap while filming an explosive reunion special in front of a studio audience. Bring on the noise, Sheila.
2. Someone is not Team Jubilee
The situation between Jubilee and Jami/Amber was extremely hard to figure out. We came into their argument with no background info, and we were thrown into a debate over comments Jubilee may or may not have said off camera. Whoever had the idea to stir the Jubilee pot again obviously doesn’t understand that literally everyone is Team Jubilee.
3. Shushanna suddenly speaks English
Oh, so you couldn’t speak English when you were around your American boyfriend. But as soon as you want to interject into an argument that doesn’t even remotely involve you, you know the language. Isn’t that convenient?
4. All those nameless girls pretending they were even on this season
There were at least three women in attendance that we swear we’ve never seen before. All props to those crafty ladies for convincing security, producers and Chris Harrison that they participated on Ben’s season.
5. Olivia tries to pull off the Taylor Swift circa 2015 Billboard Awards look
The short haircut. The white jumpsuit. We know what you’re trying to do, but it’s never going to work. So cut it out, Olivia.
6. Chris Harrison calls Jubilee “complicated”
Newsflash: we’re ALL complicated. That’s what makes us human beings, Christopher.
7. That guy who had a (fake?) tattoo of Lace’s face on his body
There was something off about that tattoo, right? Also, sit back down or Pauly will dismiss you.
8. Olivia cries
But was she crying? We think not. Regardless, we really don’t care about her fake apologies or tears. She’s not a very convincing actress.
9. LEAH—all things Leah
What are you doing, Leah? Cannot get a read on you. We really never want to see you again if that’s okay with you (and also if it’s not).
10. Caila’s desperate plea for America to accept her as the new Bachelorette
We’ve all heard the rumors—belated spoiler alert if you hadn’t. The Bachelor producers were clearly offering Caila up as the show’s heir apparent during WTA. And we saw right through every second of it.
11. Ben with those on-point answers
Ben was saying all the right things to his rejects. Was he being fed those lines? Or is our Bachelor actually that eloquent? We may never know, but he looked good doing it.