We may have just experienced one of the coldest Arctic outbreaks in two decades, but with the help of some #PolarVortexPickUpLines, you can be warmed right up! Here are some of the funniest polar vortex pick-up lines we’ve come across on Twitter.
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“I’m not wearing any thermal underwear.” #PolarVortexPickUpLines @BobEckstein
— Wheaton Simis (@wheatonsimis) January 8, 2014
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Can I have your phone number so I can protect your digits from the cold? #PolarVortexPickUpLines
— My Vogon Poetry (@MyVogonPoetry) January 8, 2014
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#PolarVortexPickUpLines If I said you had a nice body would you hold it against me? Because if you don’t I’m going to die of hypothermia.
— Paul Ferris (@Seventhwheel) January 7, 2014
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Girl are you a persistent, large-scale cyclone located near the geographic poles? Cause you give me the chills. #PolarVortexPickUpLines
— Maggie Walsh (@MonsterMaggs) January 8, 2014
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“You and I might feel like -20 degrees, but multiplying two negative numbers makes a positive.” #PolarVortexPickupLines
— Ryan McElveen (@RyanLMcElveen) January 8, 2014
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You can expect more than a couple inches tonight ❄️ #PolarVortexPickUpLines
— Malinda Magill (@mprmagill) January 8, 2014
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Come back to my place for an ice cap. #polarvortexpickuplines
— E A Nash (@EANash1) January 7, 2014
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Gurl, let’s transform this cold snap into some polar vorsex. #PolarVortexPickUpLines
— DeAnne Smith (@DeAnne_Smith) January 7, 2014
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Girl I got hella dry goods and a space heater. #PolarVortexPickUpLines
— Mychal Dynes (@mychaldynes) January 8, 2014
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Hey girl…You’re still beautiful, even if I can’t see your face beneath that ski mask. #feministryangosling #polarvortexpickuplines
— BaubleBar (@BaubleBar) January 8, 2014
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A girl tried some #polarvortexpickuplines on me once. I just gave her the cold shoulder.
— Jason Overcash (@jmoverca) January 8, 2014