SH*T ISU PEOPLE SAY
“I hate the smell of subway.”
“There’s no treadmills open.”
“I’m pretty sure ALL my professors graduated from ISU.”
“I seriously can’t get another drinking ticket guys.”
“Ugh, I’m never going to find a boyfriend here.”
“What frat is he in?”
“I just saw AL BOWMEN in the quad.”
“__________ OR DIE!”
“ISU is in the house tonight.”
“There’s puke in the Kensington stairwell again.”
“Student Health Services is a joke.”
“Get it!”
“Sorry for partying…”
“White house or purple house tonight?”
“How many flex dollars do you have left?”
“OMG, the freshmen are so little.”
“Buses are here!”
“Don’t you remember their March Madness dance?”
“I’m the best at flippy.”
“I hate how whenever I leave the dining center, I smell terrible.”
“Who is your DD tonight?”
“Did you get the crime alert?”
“Did you see that Walk of Shame this morning?”
“That creeper from Chasers added me on Facebook today.”
“EW, I have a class all the way in Turner.”
“Did you see College ACB today?”
“Burnettes?”
“Hot guy at the Rec! Hot guy at the Rec!”
“Are you going to the football game? No, are you? No.”
“Let’s get weird!”
“Resnet isn’t working again.”
“I totally blacked out last weekend.”
“Time for Pub Wednesday!”
“So stressed, registering for classes today!”
“Shacker!”
“I actually got past the night ops last night.”
“We should go work out… right after we go to Chipotle.”
“Did you get your Fools Fest shirt?”
“Is it Thursday yet?”
“Sucks to suck.”
“It’s too cold to go to class.”
“Do you need anything from Uliq?”
“Marijuana guy is back on the quad.”
“The black crows are back.”
“Are you ready to rage?”
Facebook Status: “Back to Normal! :)”
“Come over to pregame!”
“I got these from the G-spot.”
“Schroeder? Schoerder? I don’t know how to pronounce it.”
“ISU, I screwed up? F*** you.”
“So, are we eating at Watty?”
“Cherry Stock was so crazy two years ago.”
“Living at Club Milner all week.”
“I’m seriously on the struggle bus today. Not getting out of bed.”
“Wow, your fake will totally work. It’s practically you!”
“I love CVS.”
“Want a Busch light or Keystone?”
“Let’s order pokeys tonight.”
“I can’t believe I have an 8 a.m. again this semester.”