Emmanuel Kastrenakes ’14

Name: Emmanuel Kastrenakes
Major: Undecided (Management)
Year: Sophomore
Activities: Frat, NBA 2k12, school
Interests: PU basketball, Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Relationship Status: It’s complicated
 
HC: You are a member of the Kappa Sigma Fraternity, what is your favorite part of your brotherhood?
EK: My favorite part has to be the constant ridiculousness that goes on towards the end of the week. Once school is done for the week, bros really show their inner selves.
 
HC: What is your favorite memory at Purdue thus far?
EK: For two reasons I can’t answer this. First of all, I honestly can’t think of my number one favorite memory here so far (there are too many). And second, I have them all written in my diary and it’s against diary code that I publish such things to everybody. Gosh!
 
HC: Do you play any sports?
EK: None at the moment but I like to use my buddy’s Perfect Pushups every now and then.
 
HC: Do you have any special talents?
EK: I have a double-jointed thumb and can jump 8 ft. in the air.
 
HC: What would be your ideal first date?
EK: My ideal first date would really just be any date where the girl doesn’t make it uncomfortably noticeable that I have facial hair or a dumb shirt on. But if I had to choose a place I’d probably choose to go to Lenny’s Subs. Oh wait they closed! Why?
 
HC: If you won a lottery ticket and had a million dollars, what would you do with it?
EK: Buy a jet ski, a snowboard and new speakers. Buy a ticket to Tommorowland (if you’ve never heard of it go on YouTube) and book a hotel room + plane ticket. Buy my own personal Dippin’ Dots vending machine. Buy a couple new snapbacks, specifically a Tampa Bay Buccaneers old school style one.  Buy a new graphing calculator. Buy a vending machine full of different flavors of Peace Tea. Hire somebody to constantly refill my vending machines. Buy a house in the Cayman Islands. Invest the rest of my money for Grand Prix Week.