I am sure the majority of you Gauchos have seen, or at least heard of, Jimmy Tatro’s hilarious YouTube videos regarding the daily awkward physical contacts we have with others. His comical take on these occurences in our lives became the catalyst for a compiled list of immensely common and uncomfortable social interactions that happen at UCSB. So here it is, Awkward Social Interactions–Gaucho Edition!
1. Accidental footsies in the cubicles of Davidson Library
2. Opening the door for someone at Campbell Hall, and ending up being the designated door-opener for the next fifty people who walk
3. Accidentally taking the elevator that only goes up to the 4th floor in Davidson when you’re trying to get the the 5th floor
4. Attempting to say “Hi” on the bike path
5. Bike crashes
6. Being that girl/guy who laughs at the bike crashes
7. Sitting next to that a**hole who uses both arm rests
8. Walking through the arbor and attempting to avoid all types of contact with the outside world
9. Hooking up with a guy at a party and then realizing you’re sitting next to him in your section
10. Having to participate in Carol Press’s infamous Chain Dance at the end of the quarter
11. Never being able to find your bike at Campbell Hall
12. Seeing the guy you like at the gym…post-workout
13. Shacker walks
14. Shacker calls
15. Shacker clothes
16. Shacker goodbyes
…you get the point
17. Waking up in the morning in some rando’s bed with no recollection of who you are with, what happened, and where you
are
18. Being in love with your TA/Professor
19. Being called out in section to provide insight on a book you have yet to even purchase
20. Running into last night’s hook-up when your parents are visiting
21. Hallcest/Neighborcest
22. Puking during class
23. Still being drunk the next morning in class
24. Falling during the Undie Run
25. Being seen at Freebirds in the daylight