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Texts From Last Night Amherst Edition 3/3/12

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Evelyn Kramer Student Contributor, Amherst College
This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at Amherst chapter and does not reflect the views of Her Campus.


We all know what it feels like when you just really need Antonio’s
.  So here is a great text from last night conversation for your enjoyment, which really speaks to that good old Antonio’s craving in all of us:
 
 
A: So where are you?  I’m going to Antonios soon
 
B: Bitchhhhh I want Antonios but I’m in my room I hayride youuuub
B: Pluck me up
 
A: Where are you?
 
B: Dorm
B: Get someone to drive
 
A: I’m at bars.  Antonios is close… the bartender and I are friends apparently hahahahhhhaaahaha
A: But yeah let’s go to Antonios!
 
B: I hate uuuuuu
 
A: Wait what? No!  I love you!  Are we going to Antons?
 
B: But you ditched usssss
 
A: Noooo I lost you!  I thought you were with cute blonde kid!
 
B: Noooo he’s ten years older than me that’s creepy
 
A: Okay yes true fact
A: Well I am going to get pizza.  If you wanna come let me know and I will go with you!!!
 
B: If only he wasn’t old enough to be married
 
A: Okay fair. 
 
B: Yesssss creepppppyyy
 
 
 
 
 

Evelyn is the Editor-in-Chief of the Amherst branch of Her Campus. She was a features intern at Seventeen Magazine during the summer of 2011 and a features intern at Glamour Magazine during the summer of 2013. She is a French and English major in the class of 2014 at Amherst College. She is also on Amherst's varsity squash team. She is an aspiring travel writer/novelist, and loves running, ice cream, and Jane Austen.