Audrianna Pollen ’14

This week’s Campus Cutie is Audrianna Pollen ’14! Read on to find out where this Geo major usually hangs out and what she does in her free time. Boys take note: this cutie is single! 

Name: Audrianna Pollen
 
Class Year: 2014
 
Hometown: Hillbillyville, CA
 
Major: Geology
 
Campus Activities/Interests: Philanthropizing for the best sorority on campus, giving super enthusiastic campus tours, and tanning by Taylor Pool
 
Single/Taken/It’s Complicated: Single
 
Is usually found: studying rocks on rocks in my lab, hiking through tarantula preserves in the desert or line dancing alone in my room
 
Celebrity crush: Luke Bryan, give me boots and a sexy southern drawl any day y’all!
 
What is something that people would be surprised to find out about you?
I grew up on a llama ranch and can milk a cow in 12 minutes flat.
 
What would be your superpower and why?
Ability to see things magnified at super high powers, so I wouldn’t have to spend hours staring into a microscope in my lab!
 
What mystifies you most about the opposite sex?
Does your junk really need that much adjusting? Also is it really necessary to grunt that much while lifting in the gym? Really?
 
Favorite way to de-stress and relax:
Crazy dancing alone in my room, full on singing-into-my-hairbrush status.
 
What three things would you bring to a deserted island?
Tequila, a yacht, and a sexy boy.
 
What would be an ideal first date?
Skydiving or picnic and stargazing in the bed of a truck!
 
How can a guy win you over?
Well I do love flowers (especially daffodils ;)) but also if you can explain Newton’s Theory of Relativity or Implicit Differentiation to me I’m a goner.