Collegiette: Hey Mom/BFF/Dad/Sister, got a second?
Mom/BFF/Dad/Sister: Yeah, a minute. What’s up?
Collegiette: Can I please just whine for a minute about – –
Mom/BFF/Dad/Sister: No, talk to you later. Bye.
[Click]
Sound familiar? We all have our #collegietteproblems that we need to vent about, but sometimes those on the other end get sick of hearing us complain about that girl in the salad line who is still debating chicken vs. tofu when she’s first in line of 50 or that guy in our Chem class who asks questions when class is over. Hello — I have places to be!
Luckily, you can give your loved ones a break and now complain to Her Campus. Let us know what’s irking you every week by dropping us an anonymous whine — just submit via the form at the end of the article or tweet them in to @HerCampus using the hashtag #collegietteproblems. Trust us, you’ll feel better.
My neighbor in my dorm is so loud. Yelling and talking all night long. It’s especially bad at 1 am on the weekdays. I like sleep.
– Wichita State University
I cannot say enough how insanely sick I am of these political Facebook statuses! I am so glad the debates are over and the unsolicited opinions will slightly stop.
– Florida State University
I had such a good Halloween costume. I mistakenly told my frenemy. Guess who stole my Halloween costume. #yesiambitter.
– Ithaca College
Why do all the Halloween costumes at the mall have to be SO expensive?! I am on a collegiette budget! I can’t afford to spend $69.99 on a stupid outfit I’ll wear once!
– University of Delaware
My roommate needs to get a life and stop stealing mine. How many times can I hint at the fact I just do not want to hang out with you??
– University of Kansas
I want to be nice to my sorority sisters, but they are getting on my last nerve by always asking me to let them copy my Chemistry problem sets. I work really, really hard on them, I go to office hours and I study my butt off. It’s not fair that my sorority sisters can party all week and then copy off my work and get an A+.
– University of Michigan
Dear Roommate,
I have tried to nicely tell you this a thousand times, and I can’t be nice anymore: STOP LEAVING FOOD OUT! WE HAVE ANTS!!!!!
– Washington & Lee University