Basic Facts
Name: Joseph Matthew Howard
Hometown: Kent County, Maryland
Relationship Status: Single
Sign: Aquarius
Campus Life
Major: Dairy Science w/ a minor in Agribusiness
Favorite thing about UMaine: The 4 months it’s nice and warm out.
How are you involved on campus: Phi Kap, Dairy Club
Favorite place to eat in Orono: Roost
Campus posse (name some friends): Glen Tricarico & Justin Davis
Best place to meet girls at UMaine: Freshman Hill??…. Or the Mall during warm weather.
Why did you choose UMaine: Ranked top 50 in party schools.
Best Class: Human Sexuality
Worst Class: Chemistry
How do you like to spend your weekends here: Broin’ out with my buds & and taking road trips
Miscellaneous
What is on your ipod’s top rated: Old Crow Medicine Show, Florida Georgia Line.
Boxers or Briefs: People still wear underwear???
An embarrassing confession: streaking on the mall
Ski or Snowboard: Snowboard
Salty or Sweet: Depends on what.
Cats or Dogs: unless it’s a tiger I prefer dogs
Dream job: Working on our family farm/Dairy Manger for Horizon Organic Dairy…. Or a pilot.
Biggest Pet Peeve: Chewing with your mouth open
Three words to describe yourself: Witty, Adventurous, Loving
Favorites
Favorite song to dance to at a party: Wagon Wheel
Favorite food: Maryland Crab Cakes.
Favorite Beer: Coors Light
Favorite App (game or otherwise): The Chive/ Liquor Run
The Nitty Gritty
Craziest place you’ve ever had sex: On our yacht in the ocean.
How do you let someone know you’re interested in them: Be bold and start a conversation. Not being afraid, being kind.
What do you want girls to know about you: I’m fun, I like an adventure as well as a challenge, and I love a good time.
What do you look for in a girl: A fun personality, a sense of adventure and kindness.
Deal-breaker: disrespect.
Celebrity Man Crush: Toss-up between Ryan Gosling & Matthew Mcconaughey