Evan Thomas Oppedisano ’14

Full name: Evan Thomas Oppedisano

Academic Year: Class of 2014

Hometown: Malden BABY!

Major: Public Relations

Relationship status: Single

Astrological sign: Aries

Activities on campus: Lurking

Hobbies/Interests: I work, a lot. But skateboarding. Long board’s the wrong board bro.

First thing you notice about a girl: Gotta be dressed well. 

What’s the most romantic thing you’ve ever done for a girl?: That’s a tough one. I think of romantic stuff to do for girls all the time, but never actually do it. Thought that counts? I don’t know.

Biggest turn off(s): Eager beavers. Girls who can’t handle their liquor. Girls who don’t respect themselves.

Who’s your celebrity “man crush”?: George Carlin. Even though he’s dead, I’m sure he’s only gotten better looking with age. Him or Jack Nicholson. I guess they kind of look alike.

What advice would you give to a girl trying to impress you?: Ignore me.

You’re stranded on a deserted island, who do you want with you and why?: My twin brother, because I wouldn’t have to talk to him. Because we’re twins. Or my mom, she’d do my laundry.

What’s an interesting fact about you that most people don’t know? I’m a shitty singer, but an amazing karaoke singer.

Best part of your Suffolk experience so far: Jim Cox. Best dude out, best professor. He’s one of the good guys.

If you had to pick a theme song for your life, what would it be and why? R. Kelly – Ignition, because I’m always about to have me some fun!!!

What’s your idea of a perfect date? Staying in, ordering pizza. Drinking beers. Putting in work on dat Netflix account.

Three words to describe you: Chiller than most~