‘What Would I Say?’ is a new Facebook app which has been filling our homepages this week. It is a bot which writes status’s for you using your past post history to create the exact status you would be likely to say. With this in mind, the following results caused much hilarity this week, either the bot or my small sample of people are wrong… I’ll leave it to you to decide.
1) “Feeling like such a good to come to dinner at Oxford on a mad keen on a mad keen on a huge jobby… felt so I’d really love you status and see what it tastes like”
Note to readers: this status was generated for a Scot. In Scotland, jobby means poo.
2) “A fat, unhappy person, I know mr men have willies.
Answering a profound question we’ve all been wondering about for a while. Now we know what made Mr Happy, ‘Happy’.
3) “I just want to lick you both for the magic spices!”
4) “I just washed my hair with a bum.”
5) “I actually wish I could have had more of the bagpiper, awks.”
6) “Well clearly I’ve been liberated and feel the need to make penis my ticket!”
Doing it’s bit for women’s liberation, all aboard the d*** train!
7) “I’m looking for randy p a while so I have sex with you”
No sign of Randy P? You’ll have to do.
8) “Despite dangerous levels of November and I’d really love being a teenager, I’m gay.”
What even is dangerous levels of November and why does it encourage the bot to come out?
9) “I want to have you.”
Raw, honest sexuality delivered by the bot
10) “Medium margherita from a global community of online magazines”
Reference to HerCampus and pizza, obviously have my priorities straight.
11) “Thank god I dodged a potato!”
12) “But yeah I smell of superficial little bitches.”