Phase One: Believing you will study early, telling yourself you will study early, and not studying early.
Phase Two: Realizing your test is within 24 hours.
Phase Three: Getting to the library to find there are no seats, and these seats haven’t, and won’t, be given up for three days.
Phase Four: Begin to study.
Phase Five: Within five minutes of studying, thinking “Where have I been this whole time?”
Phase Six: I’ll go to Eliza’s, caffeine will help me focus.
Phase Seven: Caffeine has really helped me focus on Buzzfeed.
Phase Eight: I can do this. I can do this. I can do this.
Phase Nine: Who needs sleep when you have studying to do?
Phase Ten: I need sleep.
Phase Eleven: I’ve done all I’ve could, and that’s what I’ll tell my parents.