1. I haven’t said the Pledge of Allegiance in, like, a year.
2. I can’t believe I have a 7 a.m. class right now. Is the world even awake?
3. Look, a turkey! Wait … five turkeys!
4. It’s a beautiful day. Again.
5. My stomach says, “It’s lunchtime,” but my class schedule says, “Die instead.”
6. I’m hungry, but … campus food.
7. Is that even meat?
8. What if I don’t want to spend exactly $10.75 for my meal plan; what if I only need $7?
9. VGs burrito, I can’t decide if I love you or hate you.
10. Why is Jamba Juice so far?!
11. I can make it to class. The Starbucks line is only, like, 54 people long right now.
12. What is that smell? Oh, horses. Hi horses.
13. I could study, or I could get YoCre.
14. I think someone stole my Plu$ Dollars.
15. It’s Friday and I have four meals left.
16. I have so much to say about this Cal Poly SLO confession, but I’m afraid to comment.
17. I kinda love it here. Good choice, 18-year-old me.