Ten Things That Run Through Everyone’s Mind While Parking in the Lair
1. Time for my morning ritual; a leisurely drive through the Mountainlair Parking Garage.
2. Oh heeeeey! It’s my lucky day.
It’s a smart car. Why me?
3. And now the car in front of me gets a spot.
He should’ve been polite and given it to me.
4. COOL THIS PERSON DOESN’T EVEN KNOW HOW TO GET INTO A PARKING SPOT.
Who gave this person a license?
5. Class starts in five minutes…..
I’m going #insaneinthemembrane
6. Time for me to casually stalk this girl walking to her car.
7. And she’s not leaving. I hate her and her existence.
8. I’m officially late for class
Mother would be so proud.
9. I should’ve walked to class.
Just kidding, this princess doesn’t do hills.
10. OH LOVELY A SPOT!
20 minutes later, but I’ll take it!