‘Friends’ always manage to produce hilarious episodes for every occassion; Christmas, Hanukkah, Thanksgiving…and of course Halloween! Here at Exeter-Cornwall we’ve produced a definitive list of our favourite quotes from the Friends episode “The One with the Halloween Party” to get you into the spooky spirit…
Could these quotes BE any funnier?
11.
MONICA: Okay, what would you say if, you know, I thought Ross or Chandler could beat you up?
JOEY: I would say ‘woman, please‘.
10.
MONICA: You’re supposed to wear a costume.
RACHEL: I am. I am a woman, who spent a lot of money on a dress, and she wants to wear it because soon she will not be able to fit into it.
9.
JOEY: (To Ross, about Mona) Hey, if she needs any ideas for costumes, she can be a bikini model, or a slutty nurse, or a sexy cheerleader, or leatherface from Texas Chainshaw Massacre. NO NO! Slutty leatherface…
8.
CHANDLER: (To Ross) You’re going down.
ROSS: Oh yeah? You’re going further down! Downtown!
7.
ROSS: (To Monica, about the Halloween party) Well I’ll be there! I have to wear a costume to all my classes that day anyway so…
RACHEL: Please tell me you’re not gonna dress up like a dinosaur again.
ROSS: (Laughs) Not two years in a row…
6.
PHOEBE: Ah Catwoman, so we meet again.
MONICA: So we do, Supergirl.
PHOEBE: (Giggling) It’s me, Phoebe!
5.
JOEY: I’ll come to the party, but I’m not dressing up.
MONICA: You have to.
JOEY: No way. Look, Halloween is so stupid. Dressing up, pretending to be someone you’re not…
CHANDLER: You’re an actor.
4.
RACHEL: Monica, we need more candy.
MONICA: What?! There’s only been like four kids…
RACHEL: Yeah I know, but one of them just said that she loved me, so I gave her everything.
PHOEBE: No wonder you’re pregnant.
3.
MONICA: Oh God! Chandler’s making his sex face!
2.
KIDS: Trick or Treat!
RACHEL: Oh! Oh! Can I give out the candy? I really want to be with the kids right now. Y’know, ever since I got pregnant I have the strongest maternal instincts.
KIDS: Trick or Treat!!
RACHEL: (Shouting) JUST A MINUTE!!!
1.
CHANDLER: Oh really?! You think you’re stronger? Why don’t you prove it?
ROSS: Oh I’ll prove it! I’ll prove it like a theorem!!