Name: Phoebe Layne
Nicknames: Pheebs, Foinqabee (foyn-kwa-bee)
Birthday: july 21 1996
Class: Freshman
Hometown: Baltimore, MD
Major: anything with people
Relationship status: it’s complicated with a sea urchin
Extracurricular Activities: mountaintop musicians, hanging out at stirlings, sewanee poets society, Instagram
Best Class You’ve taken at Sewanee: Women’s and gender study with Berebitsky
Signature Pub Order: tater tots and a grilled cheese
Signature Dance Move: the chicken dance
Go-to McClurg Line: the dessert line
What qualities do you find most attractive in boy/girl: has to be a sea urchin, the rest is fluid
Biggest Pet Peeve: people who eat sea urchins
Spirit Animal: Armonte Butler’s snapchats
Weird Body Fact: has a “poop freckle” (named by her little sister) on her right foot
Describe your sexlife in a Movie Title: Finding Nemo
What is the most embarrassing song on your iTunes? “Style” by t. Swift
What is your most embarrassing Sewanee story? “Basically, I think I get yakked about for my laugh, which can be heard floor of Hoffman when I’m on the first floor, and their door is closed.”
Why we love her!
Phoebe is basically a human anti-depressant. If you don’t believe me, check out her Insta @Yung_Layne
If you could teach a class at Sewanee, what would it be and why? “Soft touching” how to seduce someone with soft touches, smiles, and gazes”
When you were little, what did you want to be when you grew up? A teacher/singer/actress. And I wanted to be Lindsey Lohan
Describe your ideal significant other in an ice cream flavor: something like eggnog with nutmeg, because good people remind you of Christmas, but the ice cream would have to be shaped like a flower so everyone is like “hey, I wanna go talk to that”
What are you really pumped about for this semester? Obviously rush, and meeting a whole bunch of new people, and I want to become Bess’s bff on Instagram. I want us to be an IG power couple.