Name: Ryan Year: SeniorMajor: Public Relations/General BusinessHometown: Bedford, NHRelationship status: SingleInvolvement on Campus: Julep ThursdaysAstrology sign: ScorpioInstagram: @mcfinniganrTwitter: @mcfinniganr
Tell us a little bit about a typical day in the life of you?
Wake up, go to dunkies. Go to the gym. Mosey on over to class. Get dinner with the boys. The weekend is a different story.
Who would play you in a movie about your life?
Ryan Gosling, however I will never be able to pull off the dirty dancing move… (S/o Crazy Stupid Love)
(Maybe I was a bit generous with this one, but hey, shoot for the stars right?)
If you were stranded on a deserted island, what three items would you want to have with you?
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My guitar, A dog and a shitload of comic brownies. (my hypothetical dog eats chocolate)
If you could travel to any place in the world right now, where would you go?
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Maui or Ireland
What are some of your hobbies/interests?
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Snowboarding, Guitar, Astrology, Road Trips/Traveling and fishing (I F*cking love fishing)
What qualities do you look for in a girl?
- When girls really know themselves and aren’t in denial about anything.
- When they can own their flaws.
- Will give me a lot of sass and attitude.
- Open minded and spontaneous.
- Nice teeth.
- Good relationship with their family.
- Doesn’t sleep around too much, but will be truthful with herself if she does.
- Adaptable to any situation
- Knows a lot about all types of music
- Doesn’t wear nude bras.
- The Boston accent is sexy to a certain degree. Don’t force it
*editors note: wearing a nude bra is sensible.
What are your biggest turn-offs?
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Girls who crank butts.
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Black out barbies.
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Clingy.
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WIll call me 18 times in a row.
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Goes out every night.
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EDM girls.
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Groupies for the nightlife industry.
How do you feel about being this week’s campus cutie?
I feel very honored that Mackenzie is giving me this opportunity to further succeed in my career of publicity. She is more than generous and perhaps she thinks I’m cute. Maybe it’s time to rekindle an old flame.
*editors note: its never going to happen
What is your most embarrassing moment?
One time in my freshman year seminar, I opened up my computer after forgetting to close some “choice web pages” the evening before. The whole class got to hear what porn sounds like.
Do you have any hidden talents?
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I can ride a unicycle.
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I can change your light bulbs without a step ladder.
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I can put your IKEA furniture together without the directions.
Settle down or hit it & quit it?
Hookup culture is so prominent at this day in age. 30 is the new 20. No, I don’t want to settle down but also not about the hit it & quit it. Keep it going?! Might as well get your moneys worth.
Most awkward date you’ve been on:
I’ve never been on an awkward date. Those are for awkward people.
Thoughts on Tinder?
Addicted.
What is your dream job?
Somewhere in the Real Estate field. I want to be making millions with great hair in front of the camera for HGTV.
Favorite TV show?
I vicariously live through the family in WEEDS.
(Runner up would be Prison Break)
What is your guilty pleasure?
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Wearing new clothes makes me feel like superman
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The sensation of pounding an entire bottle of water when you’re really thirsty. Maybe even two ;)
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Twisting the cap off a Starbucks coffee. (In the bottle of course)
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Peeling the sticky stuff off of the back of a gift card.
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Taking the shell off a hard boiled egg in one peel.
What’s the one thing you don’t understand about the opposite sex?:
I am going to refrain from answering this question because I do not feel like debating opinions.
What is the most embarrassing song on your itunes?
I’m not embarrassed by any of the music that I have. Michelle Branch was my first CD, if that fits the criteria of this question.
Who is your celebrity crush?
It’s a tie between Mary Louise Parker, Emma Stone and Zooey Deschanel.
What is the most romantic thing you’ve ever done for a girl?
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My dumbass bought one a diamond ring
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Sent unexpected Christmas gifts in the mail to their parents house
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Randomly placing flowers under the windshield wipers is an all time favorite
What is something a lot of people don’t know about you?
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There’s a whole boatload of shit a lot of people don’t know about me.
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Contrary to what Facebook displays- My first name is not Finn. It’s daddy.
What are your favorite/least favorite fashion trends for women?
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I love sundresses and fedoras (not specifically together)
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I don’t like American Apparel Body Suits. Go do gymnastics.
Describe your ideal date night in Boston:
Ideally it would be snowboarding for the day.
….But since I live in Boston with no transportation except for my long legs and UBER,–>
A fancy restaurant for a loose dinner date, followed by drinks at an upscale lounge or bar. Call it Cliche, I do what I enjoy.
Favorite Suffolk memory:
- Mini Bar Monday
- Tunnel Tuesday
- Storyville Wednesday
- Julep Thursday
- Icon Friday
- Whiskey Saigon Saturday
- Cure Sunday
….KIDDING!
There isn’t a specific memory I can come up with. This is kind of like asking someone: What’s your favorite song? I have a lot of great memories from Suffolk and have met a lot of awesome people that I will know for the rest of my life. Moving to Boston was the best choice I have ever made.
What makes a girl dateable vs hookup-able?
If she’s dateable she won’t put out right away. (Most of the time). Hookup-able…Isn’t that self explanatory? Your place or mine?
Any advice for the ladies trying to win you over?
Your mom will love me.
Your dad will be skeptical of the idea at first but will sooner or later warm up to it.