The Classic Tale of the Thursday Night Uber:
Its Thursday, 7:00 pm arrives and you drag yourself to the shower. You absolutely need at least 2 hours to get ready. You change outfits the necessary minimum of 6 times before casually throwing back 3 shots of Svedka. You slide into your heels, cake the bronzer on, and dab your lips with a ruby red gloss. Your phone vibrates “Uber now arriving”. It’s ~Thursday~ night baby and you’re alive.
1. “We are walking out right now I swear.”
*Downs 2 more shots and proceeds to take half hour photo shoot*
2. “Do you have an aux cord?”
3. “So where are you from?”
4. *Uber driver offers you a water*
5. “Someone put on Blank Space.”
6. “I CAN MAKE THE BAD GUYS GOOD FOR A WEEKEND”
7. “Oh. my. GOD. My phone just died.”
8. Do you have a charger?
9. “Is your friend going to throw up?”
“Uhm no….”
10. “Are you sure she’s not going to puke?”
*She pukes*
11. We promise we will tip you!
12. “Can we stop at McDonalds?”
13. And its all fun and games, until that one guy won’t get out.