The Best Of Durham Overheard

Over the last three years, ‘Overheard at Durham Uni’ has been brightening up our newsfeeds (particularly on a Thursday morning) with embarrassing and often quite witty posts. If you can ignore the incessant ‘LOST: white iPhone outside Shack’ and ‘Has anyone seen my crocodile skin wallet which I left in Klute last night?’ posts, you have to admit that there are some corkers, and the next fifteen are sure to make you chuckle.

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                                                          Because rowing is just so last term.

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And isn’t everyone on the Bailey related?

3. 

And you also probably failed Biology GCSE! But at least you’re funny.

4. 

Someone’s jealous…

5. 

Or is it merely an excuse to stare a lot at beautiful people without being handed a restraining order?

6. 

Better than some of the places they’re calling ‘student houses’ in the Viaduct.

7. 

Cotton Eyed Joe just does that to people.

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You live somewhere like Highclere Castle? You’ve had more house staff work for than you’ve had hot dinners? I think you should contact The Tab because you are, in fact, Durham’s most eligible bachelor.

9. 

Dumbledore? On the Science Site?

10. 

We’ve all been there. For me, it’s watching Mulan instead of going to my Chinese History lecture and thinking that I’m being productive! Every week…

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I’d hate to think what he’d do if Durham finally got a McDonald’s…

 12. 

When is it not your Dolmio day?

13. 

Are you sure?

14.  

Yeah, I completely agree…

15. 

Standard visit to Elvet Riverside.