Well collegiettes, it’s that time of year again: pledging season. I was at the library Netflixing… ahem, studying… and I realized that my campus looked a lot like The Walking Dead.
Please remember that the following is a METAPHOR. In no way do I think that pledging should, or does, look this violent. Further, I do not condone this type of brutalism in real life–except verbally. Verbal brutalism I have found can be very effective.
Anyway, to continue with the metaphor of zombie moments and pledging moments:
3. When you see your bed after two weeks of sleepovers, or all-nighters.
4. When there’s that one dude in your pledge class who doesn’t do anything.
5. When you’re caught eating leftovers you’re supposed to be cleaning up.
6. When you see a guy who dropped a few weeks into the pledging process.
7. When you see your girlfriend after weeks of exclusively being around men.
8. When it’s all finally over.
9. When someone who’s not a brother tries to get you to do something.
10. When it’s all over and people ask you if it was “really that bad?”
And finally: When your dead GPA comes back to haunt you in July when the transcripts come out.
Good luck gentlemen, and enjoy your eight weeks of Big/Little presents!