Basic Facts
Name:Â Jared Wallace Lyons, the First
Hometown: Medway, Maine
Relationship Status:Â SingleÂ
Sign: Libra, the Scales
Twitter? Real_Lyon_Kyng
Campus Life
Major:Â Kinesiology and Physical Education
Favorite thing about UMaine:Â The people
How are you involved on campus:Â Employee at the Rec Center
Favorite place to eat in Orono:Â Verve, but runner up is Buff Chick Pizza, no cheese, from OHOP
Campus posse (name some friends):Â The SQUAD
Best place to meet people at UMaine: The third floor of Fogler.
Why did you choose UMaine:Â $$$
Best Professor:Â Either Dr. B or Doc
Best Class:Â KPE 270
Worst Class:Â Bio 100
How do you like to spend your weekends here: Reading mystery novels next to the fireplace
Miscellaneous
What is on your ipod’s top rated: Comfortably Numb by Pink Floyd
Boxers or Briefs:Â I plead the fifth
An embarrassing confession:Â My mom can beat me up
Guilty Pleasure: I love Mike’s Hard Lemonade
Ski or Snowboard:Â Cross-Country Skiing
Salty or Sweet:Â Sweet
Cats or Dogs:Â DOGS OMG
Dream job:Â Space Pirate
Biggest Pet Peeve:Â People who text you and then when you text back and they take like an hour to respond. Ridiculous.
Favorite Charity:Â The Jimmy Fund
Three words to describe yourself:Â Elegant, Ridiculous, Plurnt.
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Favorites
Favorite song to dance to at a party:Â Trap Queen, obviously.
Favorite food:Â Kobe Lobster, that is lobster fed with Kobe beef.
Favorite Beer:Â Â Natty Lite.
Favorite App (game or otherwise): IMDb.
Pick up line: “Hey gurl watchu doin??”
The Nitty Gritty
Craziest place you’ve ever had sex:Â Australia
How do you let someone know you’re interested in them: I give her the “look” (head slightly rotated to the left, dipped even more slightly, smirk, eyebrows raised like I want to know what the Rock is cooking, one eye squinted while the other stares hopelessly in love).
What do you look for in a significant other:Â She gotta be a HIMYM fan.
Deal-breaker: Smoking… ew
Celebrity Girl Crush: Samantha Hoopes
Celebrity Man Crush: Brad Pitt
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