Are you a Joe, a Nick, or a Kevin? Find out with this quiz!
1. You and your brothers start a band. What instrument do you play?
A. The guitar, the Keyboard and the drums. You love music and you have a passion for lots of different instruments. B. Your voice is your finely tuned and well practiced instrument. You sing lead for the band and occasionally shake a tambourine. C. It’s questionable what instrument you play or if you’re actually signing back up but you have a sick ascot for every concert. 2. You and your long time significant other break up. How do they react? A. At first they appear to be taking the break up well and even gets engaged. Then one day they cut off all their hair and started using really weird props like foam fingers and smoking the reefer on stage. B. They talk publicly about your break-up on more than one network talk show, makes a YouTube video making fun of your merchandise and if that wasn’t enough, wrote a hit song about you that went platinum. C. You would never break-up with your significant. You’re the nice guy. You love your significant other. In fact, you married them and finally got to take off that purity ring that was burning a hole in your… er…. “pocket”. 3. When it comes to the dating scene, you…A. Have dated around in the past, and dabbled in the Disney pool but now you stick to supermodels. B. Have dated/will date anyone with a cute face and the song “Year 3000” on their iPod. C. Was nonexistent. I literally married and bedded the only person I’ve ever dated. 4. Uh-oh! The band is in trouble! What’s your role in the drama?A. You’re a bit controlling, you secretly wish you were a solo act and you’ve worked too hard on your new rock hard abs to have Disney cover them up with something as trivial as a shirt. B. Your rumored drug addiction may or may not have been the straw that broke the camels back when it came to the falling out but hey! It’s not your fault! Demi and Miley “forced you” to smoke a joint once and it’s been downhill ever since. C. Honestly, you’ve been living in Jersey with your wife and baby and didn’t even know the band was still a thing. 5. The band is officially broken up. What’s your next move? A. YES!! FINALLY, YOU GET TO RELIVE YOUR CHILDHOOD DREAMS OF BEING A SOLO ARTIST. I bet everyone is JEALOUS. B. After a quick stint in rehab and a small parade of models to heal your pride, you settle down with a model (obviously) in LA and even open you’re own upscale restaurant in Santa Monica. C. You created an app! It’s just like yelp but for very specific food! In very specific areas! Also it’s useless!!! If you got…Mostly A’s You’re Nick Jonas! Probably the most stable brother of the bunch and also the most self-obsessed. You’ve dipped your toes into the dating pool but you’re pretty private about your relationships because the media can be mean and you’re a sensitive person. You work well in groups but you also thrive riding solo. Mostly B’s. You’re Joe Jonas! You love the spotlight and baby, it loves you back. Some might consider you a “player” but it’s not your fault you’ve got a great head of hair and a body that practically BEGS you to wear tight pants. Yes, you maybe had to go to rehab for a hot sec, but let’s face it, who hasn’t these days? A lot of people make fun of you but the real joke is on them because you’re still a hot millionaire and they’re probably not. Mostly C’sYou’re Kevin Jonas! You may not have be the heartthrob of the group but you’re definitely the most down to earth! You’ve done the rockstar thing and you’re ready to settle down and live a (relatively) modest and relatable life. You have strong determination and really live by the saying “good things come to those who wait” (sorry, that’s the last purity ring joke). *disclaimer: All characteristics are exaggerated and intended as a joke. JB fandom, don’t hate me, I am one of you.