Campus Cutie: Parker Jaquillard

Name: Parker Jaquillard 

Nicknames: Jaquillatard/the real john belushi/the f****** man

Birthday:  March 25, 1996

Class: Sophomore

Greek Organization: ATO

Hometown: Madisonville, Louisiana

Major: interpretive dance major, comedy minor

Relationship status: beer

Extracurricular Activities: football, rock band

Best Class You’ve taken at Sewanee: Polish film

Signature Pub Order: Pissing off Jim

Signature Dance Move: The Crippled Stanky Leg

Go-to McClurg Line: ethnic desserts line

What qualities do you find most attractive in girl? Funny, cool, solid looker, smart

Biggest Pet Peeve: pet peeves

Spirit Animal: duck billed platypus or Ted

Weird Body Fact: I can pop my shoulder out of socket

Describe your sexlife in a Movie Title: Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close, or Free Willy, or Up 

What is the most embarrassing song on your iTunes?  Rose, from the Titanic soundtrack, it’s a beautiful song

What is your most embarrassing Sewanee story?  I wish I remembered to be honest

(cutie since day one)