Name: Parker Jaquillard
Nicknames: Jaquillatard/the real john belushi/the f****** man
Birthday: March 25, 1996
Class: Sophomore
Greek Organization: ATO
Hometown: Madisonville, Louisiana
Major: interpretive dance major, comedy minor
Relationship status: beer
Extracurricular Activities: football, rock band
Best Class You’ve taken at Sewanee: Polish film
Signature Pub Order: Pissing off Jim
Signature Dance Move: The Crippled Stanky Leg
Go-to McClurg Line: ethnic desserts line
What qualities do you find most attractive in girl? Funny, cool, solid looker, smart
Biggest Pet Peeve: pet peeves
Spirit Animal: duck billed platypus or Ted
Weird Body Fact: I can pop my shoulder out of socket
Describe your sexlife in a Movie Title: Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close, or Free Willy, or Up
What is the most embarrassing song on your iTunes? Rose, from the Titanic soundtrack, it’s a beautiful song
What is your most embarrassing Sewanee story? I wish I remembered to be honest
(cutie since day one)